I'm drive I can fine osifer
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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