we have officially lost it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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