I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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