There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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