I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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