so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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