We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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