He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
