I'm pants shitting drunk right now
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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