I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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