So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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