I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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