That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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