I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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