So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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