mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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