I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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