Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
