lets start a swedish sibling band together
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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