Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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