The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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