How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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