it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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