You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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