Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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