is your mom at the bar?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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