I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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