Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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