Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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