I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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