I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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