a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just googled if crying burns calories
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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