You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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