Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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