With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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