And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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