Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
