he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize