Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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