Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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