she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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