Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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