vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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