I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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