Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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