I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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