I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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