actually, I'm a sock model
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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