..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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