are you so shy because you have an std?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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