shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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