Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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