I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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